The Great Mugging of 2017

Daddy was Mugged


News just in!

A crime was reported mid Friday afternoon.

The victim, whose name is withheld for embarrassing reasons, was innocently offered a coffee by an adorable looking eight year old girl. Little did he know that this coffee was laced with a protein packed sphere known as an Easter Egg.

While drinking said contaminated coffee, the victim panicked and said he was concerned that the mug was faulty. He reported it to the authorities, who ended up being an accomplice of the little girl’s. The awkward weight distribution and slight clinking as the mug was lifted to be sipped was explained by the authorities as being usual for the mug.

The authorities even laughed and said “Haven’t you drank from that mug before, sir?! It’s likely to have a hollow bottom and water got into it.” The victim shrugged, and although hesitant to do so, kept drinking the tainted coffee, muttering, “This isn’t right!”

Then, amidst shouts of surprise and a “What the hell, man! There’s an egg in there!” The room erupted into laughter.

Happy Easter from the Family Senate!


Read the confession of the culprit here.


The Family Senate and the Nullification Act of 2017

A disappointing turn of events for the Family Senate.
Already party systems are forming causing tension in The Family Senate. On one side are the Constitutionalists who feel the rules are explicit and not open to interpretation and the other side, the Democratic-Republicans, who feel that the Senate is an infringement upon Senate members’ individual rights.
On April 4th, 2017 Family Bill 8- Reading time shall be mandatory between the hours of 7-8 p.m. was challenged by a Senate member. At this time, four members in the Senate were present to meet the challenge of the bill. In a 3-1 vote, the member’s challenge was recognized as unfounded.

It was at this time, when the challenger presented a Nullification Act of 2017, in which said union member was asserting that they did not have to recognize Senate law if it infringed on their own personal views. As such, the member refused to acknowledge the 3-1 vote, showing the weakness within the Senate at such a crucial time in its development.

There has been talk this early morning of various members seceding from the Senate, as well the possible establishment of a Senate militia to ensure the upholding of laws.